WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A savvy local student has today begun a covert campaign to get his housemate to do him a solid.
Eyeing off a new subscription service he hasn’t got a password to yet, Arlo Jacks said he started planting the seed in his housemate’s mind yesterday afternoon.
“It’s defs (sic) his turn,” laughed Arlo today after the subtle passive aggressive conversation starters.
“I just asked him if he’d come across the new Paramount+ streaming service”
“And he said he had, soooooooooo, I just suggested that maybe it would be good to have a house account for that”
“Bitta South Park, the A-Leagues and all the Tillys and Socceroos games…”
“Would be handy to have, and he’s definitely due for one,” laughed the Commerce student.
“Me and the other bloke have given him 3 or 4 passwords for sports and streaming services each, it’s his time to cop one for the team”
“Just like I have to ask when the ‘beer man’ is coming when it’s his turn to go and fork out for some cans for the house”
We spoke to the local tight arse in question who says he’s realised the writing is on the wall.
“Yeah, I don’t wanna cop any more pass ag jabs from the boys, so I might just have to bite the bullet and Plus up.”
“I appreciate Arlo quietly bringing the matter up in front of my other housemates though haha”
“Could just drop the hint to my parents to sign up,” he laughed.
“Then just pinch the passwords off them”
