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After years of fun and games, the people behind the popular video game Halo have been told to get down to business.
Fans of the science fiction media franchise have today told the developers to stop fucking around, and just drop the Blood Gulch map in.
This comes after an open beta of the multiplayer aspect for the new Halo Infinite game was surprisingly released this morning.
The release, which will take a generation of men back to their glory days, came as a very pleasant surprise for fans who weren’t expecting the game to be released until later on in December.
However, while it’s going to be nice for many to revisit their formative years by going to town on their mates in the Halo universe during a multiplayer battle, there is a notable omission once again.
“Joke’s over,” said one avid Halo fan who goes into a state of rapture whenever he hears the holy theme song.
“Just give us Blood Gulch. Stop fucking around.”
For those who aren’t familiar with the game, Blood Gulch was an iconic map that everybody used to love for its simplicity and its accessibility.
However, rather than continue to give people what they enjoy, the developers have followed the traditional format of changing things for the sake of it.
“I’ll play all their fancy new maps, but just let crack a can of Mother, get online with my mates from school and go hell for leather with the rocket launcher on Blood Gulch,” said the Halo fan.
“Please”
