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The construction industry is abuzz today after hearing some exciting news emanating from the United States.
Tradesman within the industry are coming to terms with the fact that one day it might be possible for a sparky to clean up after themselves.
The revolutionary change is potentially set to come about as a result of the new Neuralink brain chip.
Pioneered by tech bro wet dream merchant Elon Musk, a company Named Neuralink has successfully managed to implant a brain chip inside a full grown human being.
The incredible piece of medical and scientific work is being hailed as landmark, with hopes that the chip will be able to send messages around the brain to make it do things it was unable to do before.
The guinea pig for the implant is reportedly doing well, and now people here in Australia are daring to dream.
“We HOPE, that one day this might mean we can teach electricians how to use a broom and vacuum cleaner,” said a spokesperson for Neuralink today.
“On top of all the other fantastic things we hope it can do in terms of cognitive function, that would be right up there.”
“That, and teaching bricklayers how to read drawings, so they don’t build a double brick wall in the wrong spot.”
“One small step for Neuralink, one giant step for construction sites everywhere.”
