WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A Betoota Heights man has today been on the receiving end of some constructive feedback.
Andrew Wilson (31) from our town’s pebblecretiest suburb copped the rapid fire burst of suggestions on how he could do better a short time ago, after his better half returned to a dirty house following a big day of work.
Enjoying his flexi-Friday at home with his two young kids, who he often ‘babysits’ on his day off, Wilson was reportedly spotted on the couch with a load of washing in the machine, food all under the kitchen table, and an objectively dirty kitchen.
“Big day Drew,” said his wife sarcastically after returning home from her shift.
Tiredly hanging out the washing of the clothes she put on before leaving to go to work that morning, Alyssa was then informed that Drew had been looking after the kids all day.
“Sorry babe, I can’t really multitask,” said Drew, the owner of 8 different sports betting accounts, 4 fantasy sports teams and an active participant in over 10 different group chats.
“Don’t worry I’ll do that in a sec,” he said motioning to the rapidly stinking up load of washing.
“And I’m so bad at cleaning the kitchen haha”
“I’ll cook dinner tonight if you clean,” finished Drew, referencing his intention to put sausages on a BBQ and stand next to it on his phone for 15 minutes.
More to come.
