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After several hours of deep reflection and a natty wine, a local French quarter man has today been forced to admit that the Trump photo is pretty good sensational. From an artistic standpoint, of course.
Amateur photographer Alastair Churchmary (31) is a proud progressive who has been living in the inner city since he was finally able to convince his parents to kick out the tenants of his parents investment property 10 years ago.
Although Alistair’s progressive politics don’t go much further than a few talking points for tinder dates and the occasional Instagram story share, he believes he’s pretty tapped into the American political zeitgeist and the threat Donald Trump poses.
Hearing about the news of Donald Trump’s assassination attempt, Alistair, raised suspicion, before vaguely condemning the shooting.
“Yeah it’s not good, I guess,” He said.
While Donald Trump was only grazed by the bullet, he was able to come away with what many are saying might be one of the most famous photos of the century.
Alastair, a man that doesn’t really like getting caught up in any sort of substance or boring political history, is more concerned about the photo and how it aesthetically makes Donald Trump look.
“First off, the raised fist is OUR thing” Alastair insisted.
“Secondly, we don’t even know if that’s the real image, Ai is getting pretty advanced..”
Like many of Trump’s critics, Alistair prided himself on being an acceptor of truth and logic, not one of those ‘crazy’ people.
After several long hard conversations with his friends and family, the amateur photographer was able to finally admit that the photo was decent.
“Yeah I guess, purely from a photography perspective, it’s a great photo”
‘It’s actually stunning if I’m being honest.”
“The angle, the lighting, the raised fist, it’s a marvellous photograph.”
“As much as it pains me to say it.”
