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A local man has been divinely reminded by mother nature that it’s probably time to put on some sunscreen after seeing his phone is doing that thing where it’s disabled because of the extreme heat.
The man in question, Anthony Thomas (24) — Who claims he’s quarter-Italian so, “that sunscreen stuff is pointless from ” — has decided to fold under pressure after. noticing that even his phone has had enough of this sun.
His phone, who just like him has been cooking directly under the scorching sun for the last hour, has said enough is enough and totally shut down, leaving the man with a locked phone warning him to cool it down.
While the 24 year old has continued to affirm that he definitely isn’t at risk of sunburn because of his proud Calabrian heritage, he does admit that the sunscreen might at least soften the blow of the scorching sun.
As Anthony begrudgingly slathered on some SPF 50 he borrowerd from a random person next to him, he couldn’t help but feel a little defeated.
“This isn’t surrender—it’s strategy.”
His phone remains unavailable for comment, presumably still recovering from the trauma.
