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In news from the big seat in US Politics, President Joe Biden is currently taking stock of things.
As the polls close across the nation, Joe Biden is surveying the scene from his war room in the White House.
Speaking to staffers a short time ago, Biden asked how he’s tracking in the key state of Pennsylvania.
“Am I winning?” asked Biden, in between bites of a cinnamon donut and a cup of tea.
“What about Georgia?”
While there are a few key swing states across the home of the brave and the land of the free, Pennsylvania is believed to be the most crucial one in the race to the White House.
According to calculations by elections analyst Nate Silver, the candidate who wins Pennsylvania has more than a 90% chance of winning the White House.
“Am I gonna beat that boofhead and get another term?” continued Biden, to repeated sighs from his staffers.
“Are we going round again?”
One of Joe’s most fond staffers was then forced to explain to the President that he actually dropped out of the race a few months ago, and Kamala is running for the top job.
“Remember Joe, you had that bad debate…”
With Biden seemingly refusing to join the dots, his staffer then told him that he’s not polling well in Pennsylvania and this might be the end of his term as President.
More to come.
