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An audacious gang of West Betoota lads are about to be knocked down a peg or three, unaware they’re walking into a very public lashing for their poor social behaviour.
Strutting into the Hoyts cinema multiplex at Betoota’s WestGate shopping centre, it’s believed the troop of edgy teens made a considerable racket, as they bought five tickets to the 2pm showing of this Summer’s holiday blockbuster, “Spiderman – Age of Retributions”.
Swaggering into their first time attending a movie without parental supervision, it’s understood the gang of boys are about to learn why you don’t mess with an off-the-clock school teacher called Julie.
After putting their feet up on the seats, gasbagging throughout the opening and hosting a quickfire competition to see who could lob a Malteaser into the front row, The Advocate can confirm moviegoers in cinema six witnessed a dressing down for the ages.
“Excuse me, boys….” began unimpressed mother of three and experienced primary school teacher, Julie Hanigan.
“WE are here to watch this movie, NOT to hear you buffoons talk about what you’re having for dinner!”
“If you’d like to talk, then I suggest you go outside.”
Sitting with mouth agape at the unfolding situation, it’s believed the boys were slow to respond as Payne delivered a punishing ultimatum.
“We’re all here to have FUN aren’t we?“ offered Hanigan with almighty condescension.
“So I’m going to count to three, if any of you would like to leave then I’d suggest you do so…”
“But if you choose to stay, then shut up, turn your phones off and take your grubby feet off the seats or I’ll be calling each of your Mum’s to come and pick you up!”
Shriveling back into their seats like a leaf of spinach dropped into a frying pan, it believed the boys simply responded with a drawl of whispers.
“Yes Mrs. Hanigan…”
The Advocate understands following the very public lashing the remainder of the crowd thoroughly enjoyed watching all 98 minutes of CGI-heavy, brainless Marvel garbage.
