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The Triton is washed, the garage is swept and both front and back lawns have been mown at a Betoota Heights home this afternoon after a man took advantage of a 6-hour sugar surge.
For local warehouse foreman Garry Edwards it appears the ability to knock off three of his largest chores off in the space of a few hours, was powered by a large tropical fruit smoothie he purchased from the Betoota Ponds Westfield.
“I was down the shops and feeling a bit thirsty so I stopped into that Boosty Juice joint and my wife bought me a large one”, said Edwards.
“To be honest, I was feeling a little slow this morning, but Christ that juice gave me a real rocket up my bum to get some work done!”.
When quizzed about the sudden burst of energy, Edwards belives it was his health-conscious choice to avoid soft drinks and instead gulp down 72 grams of sugar in the form of blended fruit puree and yoghurt.
“There’s just so much on the menu down there, you just have to choose the right thing.” “I’m tryna’ cut down on the sweets at the moment, so I steer clear of that Berry Bango, King William Chocolate rubbish and just have a fruit one.”
“I asked my wife to get me a Banana Mango number and honestly I polished the whole thing off before leaving the car park.”
Speaking to Mr Edwards’ wife Shelly, the mother of three admitted allowing her husband to guzzle a show bag of lollies worth of sugar was her favourite way to manage her husband over the weekend.
“I buy him a Boost juice and he gets so high on glucose he does every chore in the house.”
“Pumping him with sugar is the only way to get anything done.”
“You watch, he’ll pass out on the couch by 3pm and then the rest of us will finally get some peace.”
“Now that’s what I call Banana bliss!”
