WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A container of local leftovers in a Betoota CBD office have lived to fight another day.
This comes after Betoota Heights man Ashton Roberts made the executive decision to fuck off the mass of rice, soy sauce, eggs, and some random vegetables.
The decision was reportedly made after a slow dragged out Monday morning in the office, with Ashton given ample time to mull over the state of his body and mind.
“Yeah, I can’t do the left over vege fried rice today,” said Ashton, lying to himself and pretending that he’ll pick up the Tupperware container tomorrow.
“I just can’t.”
“I need to go and get something with some bad shit in it, to make me feel momentarily alive.”
The decision to plough into the burger and chips special from the takeaway joint down the road comes after Ashton watched every single finals game with mates and a couple of beers over the weekend, with Ashton confronted by a very underwhelming but healthy vege fried rice on a Sunday evening.
“It left me feeling empty last night, and I can’t leave the hole for another 8 hours.”
“I think we are having salad tonight,” said the man whose partner and he are dieting and budgeting after taking a mid year holiday.
“So I just need something filthy.”
“Life’s too short.”
No more to come.
