WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local office man has today been told to get his act together.
Colleagues of Andrew Robertson (32) this morning offered up a solution to his temperature related issues.
Working in Antarctic like conditions in Betoota’s Flight Path District, Andy has been informed that’s time for him to bite the bullet and get himself a blankie.
The comments come from the female members of his team who make up the majority of the office, and do not go a day in winter without their desk blankies.
“Sort your shit out Andy,” laughed a female member of the team, who has returned to her toddler years of being permanently attached to her blankie.
The calls for Andy to join the girls and the blankie crew come as the mercury dips closer and closer to zero.
The plummeting temps are exacerbated by the fact Andy’s office has a concrete floor, an incredibly high ceiling that seems to have absolutely no insulation on it – and a deliberately broken heating system that hasn’t been fixed for a couple of years.
That combination of factors means permanently frosty conditions plagued the office on an almost daily basis.
With his puffer jacket and jeans struggling to keep the core body temp, Andy is now considering a full time move to the blankie.
“Yeah, it might be time,” he sighed.
“It doesn’t look particularly comfortable but I’m fucking freezing, and I can’t handle the cold like I used to.”
More to come.
