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A resident of the leafy inner Melbourne suburb of Toorak has today proposed a bold new idea.
The old toff who has spent a career in finance after graduating from a sandstone high school and university has revealed that we should stop giving anti-vaxxers medical care.
Brett White (74) explained that he doesn’t think people who make ‘poor life choices’ should have the state pay for their medical care.
“Why should we have to pay for them to get looked after,” explained the man who has had two weight-related knee replacements, a couple of coronary bypasses, gallstones removed, and is on 5 different types of medication related to things like his cholesterol.
“If you make poor life choices, you should have to stump up to get it fixed,” continued White, who tells himself that his couple of hundred dollars a month health insurance covers his liability.
Despite consuming a month’s worth of alcohol most nights of the week, and a week’s worth of fat and sugar every day, White says he just can’t understand how people refuse to listen to the science on these things.
“Anyone who doesn’t want to get this jab is an idiot, there are no shades of grey where people may have slipped through the system after a lifetime of feeling let down, and don’t trust the government for some weird reason,” he explained.
“Surely they can all just see Scott Morrison was playing politics when he cast doubt on the safety of the jab to distract from his rollout.”
“I just feel sorry for the doctors,” said White who previously dismissed nurse’s strikes as opportunistic attempts at inflating their pay packet.
Polishing off his second bottle from the cellar, White then said these people who have been fed misinformation should be isolated even further from society, with no attempts made to try and work together.
“Honestly, fuck these bogans”
“It’s much easier to just say that than look at the nuances of the situation and try to solve the problem.”
