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A local girl is reportedly having trouble believing her Spotify wrap up today, as she didn’t think she was that basic.
As someone who regularly listened to old bangers and the entire Bo Burnham Inside album at least twice, Steph Woods [22] thought her 2021 wrap would show an eclectic mix of artists and genres, proving that she was nuanced and multi-dimensional being capable of deep thought.
This was mostly because she based a large portion of her personality on being different to other girls, which was a ingrained sexist stereotype she developed, having grown up watching Mulan, Twilight and Miss Congeniality – because how terrible it would be to be a woman and have conventionally feminine interests.
But as she waited for Spotify to reveal her top artists, which took about ten clicks, Steph was horrified to discover her top artists were likely the same as 70% of the population: Taylor Swift, Doja Cat, and her most played – Ariana Grande.
Hesitating as she hovered her finger on the side of the phone to take a screenshot, Steph worries what people may think of her if she posts it to her story, not knowing that people really don’t give a shit anyway.
More to come.
