WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A Betoota Plains man has today spoken to our humble regional newspaper about his desire to get on the piss with a bunch of people he doesn’t know, and more than likely doesn’t want to know.
“Honestly, I cannot wait,” sighed Tori O’Connor a short time ago.
“Man, it’s gonna be so much fun.”
The event that the young man is absolutely champing at the bit to get to is his partner’s work Christmas party.
The party will feature the broader team at Betoota Old City District’s Commercial Bank, and will take place at some modern aesthetic drinking place that serves beers in fancy schooner glasses.
Given his partner only started in the role less than 6 months ago, and the event is on a Tuesday night, Tori said he’s keen as.
“I’m so glad partners are welcome,” he said.
“I met one of the other employees once at the supermarket and once super quickly on a night out when we bumped into him, so it will be pretty sweet to catch up.”
When asked why he seemed somewhat jaded about attending a Christmas Party with free piss and finger food, Tori took a deep breath.
“I don’t need an excuse to get pissed in December.”
“And I certainly don’t need to get written off on a Tuesday night, which will happen, because I will be stuck in a relentless cycle of emptying schooners to get out of a conversation by heading to the bar or the toilet.”
“I just not sure why she can’t just go drink with her work people without me.”
“Anyway, could be worse I guess. Could be a teacher or nurses Christmas party where you have to pay for your own piss.”
“But then again, those people are actually good value so it would be fun.”
No more to come.
