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Local man Liam Turner (32), is reportedly grappling with a crushing case of buyer’s remorse after shelling out $350 for a New Year’s Eve event promising “unparalleled vibes” and a “complimentary drink on arrival.”
Having preemptively booked the ticket three months ago to avoid missing out, Liam now finds himself bitterly envious of a group of teenagers who appear to be having the time of their lives with nothing but a Bluetooth speaker, a case of ciders, and a questionable understanding of public decency.
“I thought paying for an exclusive rooftop experience was a smart move,” said Liam, glaring at the group through his apartment window.
“But now I’m stuck eating mi goreng all week just so I can pay for a night that’s essentially an overpriced bar entry with fireworks in the background.”
Meanwhile, the teenagers in question are allegedly thriving.
Witnesses report they’ve somehow managed to pool $50 to acquire a second case of alcohol and appear unaffected by their party being located next to several young families.
“I should’ve done that,” muttered Liam, staring at his overpriced event ticket.
“They don’t even need a dress code. I bet no one at that park is paying $19 for a vodka soda.”
Turner plans to arrive at his rooftop venue early to “get his money’s worth” while privately dreading the inevitable $75 Uber surge home.
