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In some extremely predictable news from the land of the Sherrin, the Melbourne Private School Boys League has pulled some Melbourne Private School Boys League shit once again.
Also known as the AFL (or the Victorian Kick Tennis League), the organisation has scheduled the shittest final for the best spot.
In news that disappoints the West, Mid South, Territory and East but surprises absolutely nobody, the AFL have rostered Hawks v Bulldogs for the dreamy Friday night spot in the first week of finals.
This comes despite the fact the two teams finished 6th and 7th respectively.
Arguably the shittest final (everyone thinks it’s funny to watch Carlton lose), the Melbourne bias of the league has particularly shone through this year, with the blatant disregard for the 5 non-Melbourne teams in finals.
Instead of opening up the league to the rest of the country, the Melbourne league bosses who all went to one of those Scotch or Whisky colleges have just decided to label 6th v 7th as a match up of the two ‘hottest teams.’
Although many agree Hokball is entertaining, the claims seem quite curious to the rest of the country.
Understandably the AFL officially refused to provide comment to The Advocate, simply asking us to look at this picture of Jack Ginnivan going for a walk on game day and then getting lunch somewhere.
More to come.
