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The crypto craze is officially back, it can be confirmed today.
The confirmation came over the last 24 hours, after mum and dad picked up the phone to ask whether they should be buying some of this crypto stuff.
Famous for being able to the read the tea leaves, mum has revealed that she reckons it might be time for her and dad to invest in some cryptocurrency.
After famously purchasing an alt coin at an all time high in the last crypto craze a few years ago, the Betoota Heights parents say they are ready to get back on the horse.
Speaking to The Advocate this morning via a Facetime featuring the top of mum’s head and dad yelling from the other side of the room every 60 seconds or so, the pair of sexagenarians are chasing some good alternatives to Bitcoin.
“Everyone knows about Bitcoin,” laughed mum.
“I want the next bitcoin, something that is going to explode over the next couple of years,” continued the family matriarch who still has no idea what cryptocurrency does other than make one of the girls at work’s son heaps of money apparently.
“So that’s why I want the kids to recommend something like that Doggycoin or some Etheral.”
“That sounds like it could go, and the dog coin is only like 60 cents!”
“So imagine when that goes to 100 grand per coin,” said mum.
The kids have apparently told the parents they’ll get back to them with an investment strategy, if they can have a couple of grand of whatever while they are at it.
More to come.
