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A local mother has set off a festive frag grenade, sending an explosive email concerning vax status to all members of the extended family.
In an email that outlined upcoming Christmas plans, it’s understood Betoota Ponds mother of two, Sue Miller has asked all members of the Miller/Brooks/Jenkins family to email proof of double jab status, if they plan on attending the Christmas Day lunch.
The Advocate, which has seen a copy of the email, can reveal the opening paragraph set clear battle lines, for any family member not willing to be jabbed before Christmas.
An extract of the email read: “Hi All, Tis the jolly season! I’d like to remind everyone to email me their dietary requirements AND a copy of each family member’s vaxx certificate if they wish to attend either Christmas or Boxing Day lunch”.
A blatant shot across the bow towards Mrs Miller’s, brother-in-law and prominent Rockhampton anti-vaxxer Wayne Jenkins, the email is believed to have set bombs off in multiple family WhatsApp chats across the country.
Speaking to Victorian cousin, Sarah Brooks (28), the move to outlaw the rogue Queensland cousins was unanimously welcomed amongst the southern sect of the family.
“We’ve all been seeing the shit Wayne’s been posting on Facebook, we were all nervous about who was gonna raise it before the Secret Santa guest list came out.”
“But that’s what we love about Aunt Sue, she’ll fire up like Jacqui Lambie if she has to and she sticks up for the greater good!”
Speaking to Sue’s half sister, Joan Sanders, the decision to put Wayne in the crosshairs was also widely celebrated by the faction of Sydney family members.
“If Wayne can’t come, that’ll be unreal!”
“That asshole never puts any money in for the Christmas ham, he drinks everyones grog and his kids are absolute little turds too.”
“Good riddance I say, fingers crossed we can ban them for Easter too!”.
More to come.
