WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local city man is today loudly voicing his opinions about an annoying issue in his life.
Michael Grieve (29) from our town’s Flight Path District has revealed to his office that he just can’t wrap his head around why his clothes keep god damn shrinking.
“Honestly, I know what you are gonna say,” he laughed at his colleagues.
“And it’s not that. I’ve actually lost like 5 kilos in the last few months, and I’m way less dense then I when I bought this shirt.”
“Look, when I stand up it looks like I’m wearing a crop top.”
“Like I’m trying to show off my midriff,” he sighed.
After a quick discussion about the material of the clothes he purchases and how he cleans them, the root of the problem was subsequently identified.
“You always put your clothes in the dryer? Even in the middle of summer?” asked one of his bemused colleagues, who has a few more life skills than the big fella.
With a confused Grieve nodding, the adults in the office took some time to explain him about how the prolonged heat of the dryer can cause shirts to pull up above your belly button.
“Maybe try buying a clothes horse or hanging them outside in the common area clothes line Grievey,” said another one of his colleagues.
“Otherwise you’ll keep on having to deal with clothes that look like they were made for tweenagers.”
Grievey nodded, reportedly contemplating the significant and frustrating lifestyle change facing him.
“Hmmmm, yeah, I’ll give it a go I guess.”
