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America’s premier space and weather agencies have today joined forces to assure the nation that a major weather event will take place tomorrow as planned.
Speaking to The Advocate as the only available media on ground not frantically trying to work out the swing voting patterns of some random county in a battleground state or hypothesise why each campaign performed the way it did, NASA and the National Weather Service have confirmed that the sun will rise tomorrow.
“It’s okay lefties,” said the spokesperson for NASA, who’s about to have Elon Musk as his new boss.
“The sun will rise tomorrow.”
“Whether you are in America, or you are moving to Canada or Mexico.”
“Wherever you are in the world, the sun will rise tomorrow and life will go on.”
The comments come as people around the world come to terms with or celebrate the fact that a convicted criminal returns to the top job in a country who prides itself on being the leader of the free world.
However, regardless of what that means for people in America or the feelings of people in Australia, NASA and the NWS have thankfully confirmed that life goes on.
“Weather events are going to get way more serious, but the one weather event that will stay the same is the movement of the sun.”
“And it’s coming up again tomorrow.”
“So keep on keeping on.”
More to come.
