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Barnaby Joyce, the twice former Deputy Prime Minister of Australia is today facing an ultimatum.
He’s been told that it’s time to blow into the bag, or take some time off.
This comes after the controversial piss sinker from the New England was filmed pissed out of his brains on the footpath of a Canberra street last week.
The footage lead Barnaby and his backers to offer up all sorts of excuses as to why he was behaving so poorly as an elected official.
The very unseeingly footage of a member of parliament caused a bit of consternation, (thought not as much as you’d expect if it was someone else) with his Nationals Party now telling him to face the music.
Nationals leader David Littleproud has told Barnaby that he needs to have an interlock at his seat in Parliament House if he wants to keep hanging around Canberra.
This follows Littleproud’s call for Barnaby to take some time off, before he decides to have another crack at the Nationals leadership in a Tooheys New fuelled rage.
Barnaby has obviously dismissed those demands, but has now been met with a fresh ultimatum in regards to the interlock.
“Barn, mate, they are start to make rumblings about testing us for drugs and alcohol like we are filthy welfare recipients,” said Littleproud.
“We can’t be having that obviously, so we need ya to blow into this interlock before you come into parliament for each session.”
“It’s the only way mate.”
Barnaby was reportedly contemplating the decision over a couple of cold ones at the Kingo.
More to come.
