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Millions of Australians (and Poms) tuned in last night for an emotional 90-minute ‘Neighbours’ Finale, as an Aussie TV institution finally wrapped up some of their most long-awaited plot plot closures.
After 37 years of car accidents, love triangles, teenagers going off the rails, and old people getting toey – Erinsborough hosted the ultimate reunion of past characters.
The finale followed the soap opera’s beloved matriarch Susan Kennedy as she walked down Ramsay Street, reflecting on the show’s storied history.
Throughout Susan’s final walk down memory lane, fans were treated to cameo appearances from the likes of Kylie Minogue, Jason Donovan, Guy Pearce and Margot Robbie.
As the show ended, the camera rose to give an aerial view of Ramsey St and its residents, with a farewell message to the audience ‘Thanks for loving us, we love you’.
Fans described the final moments of the Australia’s favourite soap opera as ‘perfect’ on social media – as the drone shot continued to zoom out.
However, just when everyone thought it was over, the camera zoomed back into the window of Dr Karl Kennedy’s GP practice, where we see his wife Susan arrive at the door to hurry him up.
“The street party is happening now Karl, everyone’s waiting on you” says Susan as she walks into his practice.
“It’s just taken me 90 minutes to walk down the street”
“Karl… Ka… Oh no not again Karl!”
The camera then pans to the couch in Karl’s office, where audiences are treated to some hardcore pornography, as the friskiest middle class dad on Australian TV is caught mid-stroke with his long-running mistress Izzy (played by that babe from the Rogue Traders).
“I thought you stopped cheating on me with Izzy over a decade ago!” yells Susan, who has grown used to being betrayed after two decades of Karl’s womanizing.
“Susan… This isn’t like that…” says a puffing Karl, as Izzy stares directly at Susan.
“We were waiting for you”
Susan pauses, and bites her lip.
“This is what we always wanted… It was never an affair.. This was meant meant to be something we share”
Within seconds, all three characters had stripped off and were making their way to the doctor’s table, where audiences were treated to the sweatiest and most passionate three-way fuckfest in TV history.
“Haha…” puffed Karl as he lay puffing with his two muses after the act.
“Now this is what i call a final reunion”
