WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local family unit is today coming to terms with a tough new reality.
The immediate members of the Hipwell clan are currently trying to reconcile their brains with the first images of the eldest daughter’s new boyfriend.
A fairly tight knit group of two parents, 4 kids and two rusted on partners, the Hipwell’s are generally a kind and caring family who try to support each other.
However, that could be put to the test this Christmas break, as the oldest child Cindy, prepares to debut her new fella.
While he’s been on the scene for a few months now, the family are finally set to meet the big guy when he comes home with her for a few days.
That excitement has been somewhat tempered through the rest of the family though, after Cindy sent through a photo of the new man.
“Not good,” sighed Alby, the youngest Hipwell child.
“He’s fucking English too.”
The cause for consternation comes as a result of the slicked back dapper hair cut and dapper beard combo, a full sleeve and a pressed white shirt aesthetic.
“Yeah, he looks like a serious fucking punish,” said another one of the kids.
“Slick hair and a slick tongue that fucking knows everything.”
“I know poor Cindy’s been unlucky in love, I really hope this guys a better bloke than he looks.”
“Fingers crossed.”
