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Time Magazine has caused a stir this week, after leaked emails have revealed their ‘Person of The Year.’
The annual title is usually bestowed upon a person, group, idea, or object that “for better or for worse … has done the most to influence the events of the year.”
It’s usually given to celebrities or politicians in the West, dictators or war criminals in the east and war criminals who masquerade as politicians in the West.
Sometimes it is given to abstract things like the #MeToo movement and the Guardians of Journalism.
And now, in a historic first, it is being given to a symbolic movement in these current times – brain rot.
In emails obtained via The Betoota Advocate’s encrypted fax machine, it can be revealed that the Time Person of The Year for 2024 will be Skibidi Toilet Man.
Even more controversial than Taylor Swift’s appointment last year, the Skibidi Toilet Man is set to receive the award, in honour of the billions of holes put into brains across the globe.
Famous amongst Generation Alpha, and Gen-Z and Millennials who spent to much time on the internet, Skibidi Toilet Man has made significant contributions to toilet head culture.
Skibidi Toilet Man was unavailable for comment from his home in Ohio, but is reportedly set to pay tribute to Quandale Dingle and the Rizzler.
More to come.
