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It was a bittersweet win for Panthers fans as they celebrated a premiership win from the comfort of their own homes that definitely don’t have guests that shouldn’t be there under current guidelines right now.
Luckily, Penrith residents have found a legal loophole and plan on kicking this party on until they are officially Covid safe again.
Under current NSW guidelines, with the exclusion of singles-bubble partners no household may have guests over even for compassionate reasons like watching their team in the Grand Final.
However, these restrictions are expected to be lifted on Monday, October 11, giving Panthers/Rabbitohs fans a full eight days of Cheesing it on illegally before their celebrations are officially ‘safe.’
At the time of writing, it is believed that there are no fewer than 100 soon to be legal celebrations taking place across Penrith although the total number is hard to say as many fans seemed to have learnt from the Melbourne Storm and have not filmed any silly shit like that.
Although she is no longer premier of NSW, former premier Gladys Berijiklian has stated her advice has remained the same as always:
“I cannot stress this enough; go fuck yourselves.”
“At least I never have to pretend to like that stupid game ever again. Take the stadiums I gave you and beat it.”
