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The nation is currently reeling this morning, after some shocking news from the entertainment world.
Slowly filtering in from the United States, it’s been confirmed that the Temora Terrier has been overlooked for a big nod.
After claiming the Clive Churchill Medal in this year’s NRL Grand Final, many had expected Liam Martin to be a sure thing for the 2024 Sexiest Man Alive.
However, the rampaging backrower has been SNUBBED, after People’s Magazine decided to give the award to John Krasinski.
Yep, that’s right, the 2024 Sexiest Man Alive is Jim from the Office.
Despite the fact he would get folded by even a reserve grade forward from the Wests Tigers, Krasinski has somehow won the award.
Many have alleged that the recent jacked up version of Krasinski in Jack Ryan may have been the reason why the goofy guy with the bad hair cut from the office the nod.
However, while the ‘jack up’ might have had something to do with it, Australians on the Eastern Seaboard of Australia are still trying to figure out how the hell a bloke that has never once put a massive shot on got the top nod.
Liam Martin was unavailable to comment on the issue.
More to come.
