WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A spokesperson for the nation’s teenagers has today asked the Prime Minister to have a look in his own backyard.
Jaylyn Talbot (15) from our town’s Betoota Heights District says Anthony Albanese needs to focus on his own generation, before trying to fix Jaylyn’s.
“Um this is a seriously sigma move,” said Jaylyn.
“Rizzless, no cap.”
Jaylyn’s frustration with the political establishment come as the major parties look set rush through a proposed ban on social media for people under the age of 16.
While the ban sounds nice in theory, the government is yet to provide any concrete details on how they actually expect to stop the most tech savvy generation in history from finding away around it.
Although many assumed part of the ban would be registering digital identification, the government have been quick to assure people that they won’t be required to link government forms of ID to their accounts.
The government has however promised to provide more detail on the bill, after it’s passed parliament.
And that’s something which Jaylyn says is bullshit.
“How about he focuses on stopping pop sending the inheritance to some overseas scammer masquerading as an attractive woman looking for love with a man 50 years her age.”
“These oldies can’t handle them selves on social media or on the apps, but have got the nerve to be trying to ‘protect us.'”
“Maybe the government can ban them from social media too.”
The government has yet to respond to Jaylyn’s comments.
More to come.
