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The Prime Minister has been caught up in a sticky situation today, being stopped by customs officers at the airport in Glasgow.
The Bloke In Chief was questioned in Scotland a short time ago, as he heads to the Cop26 climate summit, where he’ll inevitably embarrass the nation on the world stage.
Morrison was reportedly pulled up by the airport by the officers after one of the sniffer dogs spent a bit of time ruffling around his suitcase.
Following a bit of a kerfuffle, the officers then discovered a giant lump of coal nestled amongst some Hawaiin shirts, a few packets of Pods and some Man Shakes.
“He told us not to be scared of it for some reason,” explained Officer McNally a short time ago.
“He actually kinda shouted it at us,” the Scotsman continued, telling a story that sounded eerily similar to the time Morrison brought a lump of coal into parliament and waved it at everyone while talking about it being the way of the future.
“Saying, it won’t hurt you, so don’t be scared of it”
“I mean, it’s not really an offence, it’s just fucking a wee bit weird you know”
“The dog obviously was going off because we don’t really train them to deal with smells like that”
“Anyhow, we had to let him move on, but apparently he’s taking it to that big meeting up the road”
“Strange man your Prime Minister”
We contacted the Prime Minister for comment about the issue and were informed he was unavailable for comment.
“He’s currently trying to source some new clothes, given the coal soot has spilled through everything, and ruined his luggage,” explained his media guy.
“He doesn’t wanna speak to you anyway”
More to come.
