WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Prime Minister has had his morning ruined after the selfish actions of one of his advisors today.
Trying to enjoy a couple of weeks of peace and quiet in quarantine, Morrison’s rest and relaxation was loudly interrupted by a pesky advisor asking him to read some boring briefings.
The few days in isolation come after he decided to fly to the US to talk about submarines and other shit that doesn’t really seem that important right now.
“Can’t I read it when I return to work or something,” sighed the Bloke in Chief after making a mistake on Candy Crush because he was trying to multitask while being asked a question.
“Far out, I’ve just bloody,” he continued muttering to himself and sliding up off the couch.
“I’ve bloody just bombed that level, but anyway, what is it? The Premier’s hassling me about quarantine arrangements?”
His advisor who has the joy of isolating with the Prime Minister, then told him it was actually to do with some Free Trade stuff.
“Seriously? Did you interrupt me for some Free Trade stuff?” said the angry Prime Minister.
“I thought it might have been to get me up to speed on the Bunnies squad or something.”
“C’mon, lets just enjoy a few days without the media hassling us.”
His advisor then sighed, and said that the trade deal was politically advantageous to get on the front foot with, as something that can be thrown on the table after the next fuck up.
“Fine, Let me just finish this level,” he huffed.
More to come.
