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Away from the flashing cameras of Joe Biden’s bumbling and stumbling press conferences, another world leader has made quite a splash today.
Polish President Andrzej Duda has raised eyebrows at this week’s NATO summit after grabbing a ladder out of one of the storage cupboards at the venue.
The leader of one of Europe’s most handy, tradesman-like countries reportedly then plonked the ladder on top of the panel in front of US President Joe Biden and UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer, and began climb up the steps.
With a bemused crowd looking on, Duda began fiddling with the light bulb that had reportedly been flickering above everyone’s head.
“This light, I fix, no problem,” Duda was heard saying after an aghast Biden got confused and thought he was back at his house.
The confusing incident comes as the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation meets to discuss how many hundreds of millions everyone should pump into the military industrial complex.
While everyone was caught up on the various chunks of money just being magicked out of everyone’s treasury, Duda decided to get his hands dirty.
Duda’s spokesperson Jerzszlav Wozczredjekinski explained to The Advocate that Duda has always branded himself as a can do guy.
“Duda is a no problem guy. Big problem? No. No big problem. No problem,” said Wozczredjekinski.
“Like any good man, Duda can fix anything. No problem.”
“This Keir man, very English. Big problem guy.”
“Leaking tap? Big problem for him.”
“Cupboard door lose a screw. Bigggggg problem.”
“Biden? Kurwa, sorry, kurczak.”
“This problem.”
“I stop talk now.”
