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BREAKING: a local father of three has launched into yet another monologue about Diane Keaton being the greatest actress in the world.
The Advocate can confirm that Mr. Shannon started singing her praises while watching ‘And So It Goes’ a film starring Keaton and Michael Douglass.
“She’s the best actress in the world, hands down.”
“Look at her, she can act, sing, dance, she’s aged well.”
“I could watch her for days.”
According to Mr. Shannon’s son, Jamie, his dad goes on about Diane whenever he watches one of her movies.
“I can predict what he’s going to say, word for word. It’s the same spiel every time.”
“It’s kind of awkward for mum, really”
Jamie told The Advocate that his dad somehow manages to find a different Diane Keaton movie to watch every weekend.
“They’re all basically the same. ‘And So It Goes’, ‘Something’s Gotta Give’, ‘Because I Said So’, they’re all the same movie. He’s mad for them.”
At the time of press, Mr. Shannon was only half way through the film. With the amount of red wine he’s knocking back, its predicted that his comments around Keaton will become more R rated as the night goes on.
More to come.
