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The sixth most populous city in America is tready to party like it’s 2018 again.

Philadelphia is currently lifting the roof off, as their football team prepares to lift the NFL’s Lombardi trophy.

The biggest city in the state of Pennsylvania finds itself in raptures again, after a stunning performance by the Eagles steam rolled the NFL referees and Taylor Swift’s boyfriend.

With a few pointless minutes yet to play in the fourth quarter, fans in the city famous for its cheese and political history is going berserk, it can be confirmed.

7 years after Eagles fans treated the city to the most hectic street party anyone has ever seen following their win over Tom Brady and the Patriots, Philly is preparing to do it all again.

“Yeah, it’s an extremely bad night to be a traffic light or a street lamp,” confirmed local police chief Jalen Carter.

“If I was the owner of a parked car on Broad Street, I’d kiss good bye to it and start contacting the insurance company, if you are lucky enough to have insurance.”

“It’s time to batten down the hatches, because the Birds fans are about to fly.”

More to come.

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