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As the dust settles on another high octane bells and whistles US presidential campaign, questions are being asked across both sides of the political spectrum.
While the Democrats are desperately trying to find answers that explain why it’s everyone else’s fault and not theirs, many in the Republican party are trying to figure out if Donald Trump is just who they are now.
Whilst a pretty good problem to have, some within the Republican party have started to ask questions about tying their brand to a guy behind the biggest electric vehicle company in the world.
“Um what the hell,” said one Republican strategist to The Advocate this afternoon.
“That Elon Musk is literally the guy behind those limp dick fairy cars.”
“How the fuck did that happen.”
“Everyone knows what electric vehicles are…”
“I can say it now cause Trump is president, EV’s are gay as hell!”
“Why is this nerdy flaming EV driver going to be Trump’s right hand man moving forward.”
The comments come as Trump gets set to appoint everyone’s favourite precious stone heir to a top job in government.
The role is said to be around government efficiency, aka working out why public servants should lose their jobs to pay for subsidies for companies like his.
Musk of course has famously racked up tens of billions in government subsidies and grants, as well as being given bulk government contracts for things like Starlink and SpaceX – with the gravy train to get even more lucrative now he’s used one of the only “independent” media platforms to help get Trump elected.
“I mean, he’s been really valuable, and we are going to be able to scratch each others backs,” said the insider of Musk’s position within the government.
“But us giving money to a company that makes electric vehicles is a very bad look.”
“We gotta work something out – cause the solution isn’t that piece of shit Cybertruck…”
