WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A new report has emerged this morning claiming that Kieran Wilson went ‘full send’ last night.
That allegation stems from the mouth of the man himself, who just proclaimed to a few mates down at a French Quarter cafe that he ‘fucking sent it last night aye.’
Rolling in a reasonable time before midday to touch base with some friends he had seen for a couple of weeks, Kieran decided to treat the two tables flanking his own to a vague rundown of what’s happened in the last 18 hours or so.
“Farkkkkkkkk (sic),” said Kieran taking a sip from the room temperature table water.
“We fucking gave it a nudge aye.”
“Like proper sent it.”
“Was a good send too.”
Kieran’s friends, who also had a bit of a go last night, nodded, waiting for Kieran to use a descriptive word other than send, or nudge.
“Early evening work drinks, into the Pogo Stick, into kick ons at Phil’s, into bed just before the sun.”
“I’m not in a great way to be honest.”
“We on for tonight?”
