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A local Sydney school leaver has tonight learned the hard way that Fruity Lexia unfortunately, does not make you sexier.
It’s alleged Alicia Fitzgerald [17] was staying at a hostel close to the city, where she and her mates had busted out the criss-cross tops and white sneakers to head down to the beach for a party.
After lasting so long on an assortment of mixed pre-drinks and bucket shots, Alicia was left with a single box of Fruity Lexia she’d kept in the boot of her car, after stealing it from her parent’s cupboard.
Beloved by many young and old Australians alike, Fruity Lexia is a box wine commonly drunk by stingy parents and is popular for playing goon of fortune. Tasting like shit, and offering added bonuses such as throat burn, an inconsistent flow and a headache, at least Lexia can also double as a pillow when you inevitably pass out afterwards.
Unfortunately for Alicia, she hasn’t yet learned that white wine will knock you out a lot faster than a cruiser can and the hangover is about ten times worse – but at least this has happened at the end of her trip.
It’s alleged Alicia was seen guzzling the goon straight from the bag all night, which of course prompted every boy within sight to give the bag a big old slap mid stream – resulting in a good quarter of the alcohol ending up on Alicia’s top.
Though Alicia fared well for the first couple of hours, she was later seen dry heaving into a nearby agapanthus bush as the discarded bag lay on the beach ready for its next victim.
More to come.
