WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A Betoota CBD establishment is currently bracing for a Category 4 weather event this afternoon.
The severe weather warning was announced a short time ago, after Jayden Berrigan was seen ordering a rum and coke at the bar.
That, has workers and meteorologists concerned, given the very rural upbringing of the big fella.
While Berrigan has spend the majority of his adult in Betoota, the young man grew up in the humble regional town of Julia Creek.
Which means, he has a predisposition to going fucking mad on the sugarcane champagne.
Although he is very restrained in his daily life as an electrician for the large residential company he works for, the addition of the two high sugar drinks to Jayden’s stomach after a lining of 11 plus beers means he might be ready to lift off.
“Yeah, keep an eye on him,” said one of Jayden’s bosses to another colleague.
“He’s got that fucking look in his eye.”
“Hopefully he pumps them too quickly and just nukes himself.”
“Otherwise we could be in a spot of bother.”
More to come.
