LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A Betoota tattoo parlour has outed itself as an absolute dud shop today as witnesses report that at several times during the day there was no one out the front smoking a dart.
Known as the place anti-vaxxers go to break their ‘no needles’ rule, tattoo parlours are identifiable by their spiky fonts and gaggle of inked employees punching durries between appointments.
While Betoota Ponds tattoo parlour Kink Ink Inc has a suitably spikey, borderline illegible font, for several hours today there were zero employees smoking ciggies while sitting on milk crates and making pensioners cross the road out of fear.
“It looks unprofessional, [it was] a real poor decision,” stated one Kink Ink Inc regular who has not one but two lipstick kiss tattoos on either side of his neck.
“Tattoo artists out the front smoking darts was the star rating system before Google reviews man.”
According to the staff at Kink Ink Inc, they are still professional and nicotine dependent, they mostly just vape now and just don’t really bother to go out front to do it when it’s cold outside.
