WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
The nation has breathed a collective sigh of relief this afternoon, as the whole election thing runs the last of its course.
With polls closing across the country, those who aren’t avid followers of #AusPol aside are very thankful that the election campaign is pretty much done and dusted.
After months of examining random no name candidates whose social media profiles weren’t checked by the party’s they signed up for, and a race to the bottom for many candidates whose names were known, the nation is looking forward to a few months of a news cycle not dominated by politics.
“Thank fuck for that,” said one spokesperson from Betoota’s famous Lord Kidman Hotel just moments ago.
“I’m assuming Labor shits this in and we’re done with it all for a little while,” explained a citizen of a country that takes it’s privileged right to a functioning democracy very begrudgingly.
“And I won’t have to hear in cringy soundbites for the next few months I’m hoping.”
“That’s if we don’t change Prime Ministers again of course,” he laughed.
“Anyway, I’ve exercised my civic duty today, and now I’m gonna tip a few and enjoy and actual battle, on the Bunnies and the Raiders.”
