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The US presidential election has taken a wild turn less than a week out from the polls closing.
With the November 4 election date rapidly approaching after 12 months of extremely Americanised votertainment, Republican candidate Donald Trump is pulling out the big guns.
Namely, the T-1000.
In the year 2024 the Donald Trump campaign has decided to send the T-1000 robot back in time to deal with a young rebel hell bent on ruining Trump’s run for the White House.
The T-1000 is made up of a liquid metal, known in the film as mimetic polyalloy, which allows it to shapeshift into other people or objects that come into contact with it.
However, unlike previous missions to take out the Connor family, the T-1000 is now going further back in time to destroy Mr Arnold Schwarzenegger himself.
Set to flash into the world in 1975, the T-1000 will land in South Africa to eliminate Arnold before he wins his fabled Mr Olympia title.
The time-shifting elimination comes after Schwarzenegger endorsed Kamala Harris for the 2024 election, citing concerns around Trump’s inability to put people ahead of his own personal interests and desire to hold onto power.
So now, the T-1000 will head back in time to eliminate daddy’s muscle.
It’s been alleged that actor and body builder Lou Ferrigno was also involved in incredible feat, with sources close to the campaign suggesting he may have even come up with the idea.
The world now waits with bated breath to see if our present and future can be changed from behind us.
More to come.
