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A local man from Betoota Heights has been told to chill out a bit this afternoon, after a big day on socials.
Local 2nd-generation man Thomas Kryzacki has been urged to take a breath after typing his 903rd comment of the day, spreading the good word of Donald Trump.
One who normally prides himself on calling anyone invested in politics a nerd, the local bachelor who still lives with his parents has really gone all in on the US election.
With a serious pep in his step following Donald Trump’s famous election victory, Kryzacki has been flat out spamming the comments section of anywhere that will have him.
“Hahaha these fucking snowflake lefties just can’t handle the return of Big Daddy Donald,” said the man who is seemingly fantasising over some billionaire in America who couldn’t give the slightest fuck about him.
“The Don is back, and he’s going to Make America Great Again,” explained the son of economic migrants who were allowed to leave their shithole rural European country to move to the other side of the world for a better life.
“The saltiness online is so good.”
“I’m not even reading the shit I’m commenting on anymore, I’m just giving it to these sooks,” said the bloke who supported the storming of a government building when his team lost.
“They are so pathetic.”
When asked whether he thought Donald Trump was going to fornicate with him for all of this simping, Kryzacki pulled the face from the ginger kid in that meme.
“Ohhhhh butt hurt are we bahahahaha.”
“You stupid lefties are too easy.”
Many, many more comments to come.
