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The AliExpress version of Donald Trump has this week made a splash ahead of the looming federal election.
Clive Palmer has announced a new party and an intention to run a candidate in every single electorate across the country, in a bid to direct votes to the resources friendly Coalition.
As part of that bid, the big fella has had to rebrand his political party after fucking up the legals for his previous United Australia Party.
The United Australia Party was voluntarily deregistered after the last federal election, and under the law cannot re-register within the same electoral cycle.
So, Palmer has no trotted out the Trumpet of Patriots, which he also mistakenly referred to as the Trumpet of Parrots, in an effort to MAGA up the Australian election campaign even more than it currently is.
The new party is being promoted under an incredible new AI logo, that bears the moto ‘Honour Above All.’
The honour above all moto has been caused for particular eyebrow raising given Palmer’s history.
“Ah didn’t that bloke not pay his Queensland Nickel workers for years, until liquidators and the courts forced him to pay them following costly and protraced legal battles,” said one local voter.
“And didn’t he try and get Queensland Nickel workers to sign a document gagging them from making any disparaging comments about him in exchange for receiving their outstanding entitlements.”
“And he tried to sue the West Australia government for like 300 billion dollars?”
“Not sure honour is the guys strongest suite, but sure.”
Clive Palmer was unavailable to comment.
More to come.
