WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A local man has thrown caution to the wind this week and decided to just live a little.
After promising himself earlier this year that he was going to live a more fulfilled existence of new experiences and stories, Betoota Heights man Sam Walker says he’s been enjoying a Jim Carey like approach.
“Yeah, I just say yeah to more shit,” he laughed.
“Like electric maroon sauce on my Pizza Hut,” he continued from the confines of his small 1.2 metre square cubicle in Betoota’s Old City District this morning.
“And yes, it does lead me to pumping a couple of electrolyte drinks on a cold Thursday morning after really enjoying my State of Origin.”
“But as the French say, sest la vee (sic).”
Walker’s comments come after a high-energy few hours at a mate’s place for the footy last night.
With biff videos rolling through on YouTube and tins of midstrength going down like the Blues in the ‘8 in a row era,’ Walker said his Wednesday night turned into quite a session.
“Yeah, was a bit of a go. Few beers, few slices of maroon sauce coloured pizza and way too much shit talked,” he explained.
“But that’s part of my new mantra, just living for the moment,” continued the man who probably always has lived for the moment, but is just doing so more actively now he approaches his 30s.
“So, if someone suggests giving Sauce of Origin a whirl, I say why the hell not.”
“Besides, how can you go wrong with a big old drizzle of ranch all over your pizza, regardless of what colour it is.”
“I’m worried there could be the beetroot affect later today, but we’ll see I guess.”
His boss then came over to the cubicle to ask what was going on, and the interview was terminated.
More to come.
