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Gold Coast Escape Rooms And DreamWorld Absolutely Packed With Non-Drinkng Pandemic-Era Schoolies

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT It's being reported that Escape Rooms, Dreamworld and other non-alcoholic activities are at full capacity for the first time this schoolies. Escape room operators around the country have called for any help they can get as they try to accommodate hoards of pandemic raised 18 year old's that don't really like drinking or partying in crowds. "We've never seen anything...

South African In Australia Now Ecstatic That He Has People To Talk About Rugby Union With

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local South African Eugene Van der Vyver (33) is over the moon that the Wallabies are finally seeing some success on the rugby field, despite being a die-hard Springboks supporter. The local substitute teacher, who's family moved to Australia a couple of decades ago, says he feels like he's somehow the biggest Wallabies supporter in the country. "I usually have...

Eastern States Mope Around As They Jealously Watch Perth Prepare For The West Test

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT “God dammit”  That’s the sentiment coming out of The Eastern Seaboard, Apple Aisle, Free Settlers and Northern Territory today whilst they gaze across at their neighbours in the Golden West.   With the silly season now building serious momentum across the nation, the aforementioned regions are looking to the West with deep seated jealousy.  Not because of the incredible wealth of resources...

Tesla Owner Really Getting To Know His Local Westfield Food Court

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local electric vehicle owner has today revealed to The Advocate how much he loves his new life style. The Tesla driver who is the butt of jokes inside his broader friendship group and family circle says he actually doesn't hear the outside noise, and simply loves the perks of owning a state of the art new vehicle....

Calls Grow For Alan Jones To Be Put In A Chaff Bag And Thrown Into The Sea

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT On a rainy Monday morning in Sydney, the nation's media, political and rugby union class are coming to terms with one of the biggest stories in recent memory. Shortly before 8:00am this morning, broadcaster, coach, media figure and noted loud mouth Alan Jones was arrested by NSW police. “Child Abuse Squad detectives have arrested a man following an...

Alan Jones Finally Arrested After Expending His Political Usefulness To The Liberal Party And Australian Media

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australia has woken up to some Monday morning news that has to be seen to be believed. Not the Wallabies winning a second game in a row and absolutely pumping the hapless Welsh in their cauldron of rugby, but media figure Alan Jones being arrested by NSW Police. In proof that fact can be stranger than fiction, the...

NSW Police Offer Jake Paul A Job

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a weird turn of events, Jake 'The Problem Child' Paul might become an ever bigger problem. This might be the case if the Ohio product keeps the wins coming, and accepts the lucrative new job offer that's just landed in his lap. After abusing an old bloke in front of a bunch of people, Jake Paul has...

Dorky Dad Left Confused And Rattled As Daughter’s Trendy New Boyfriend Turns Up With A Case Of Fosters 

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights father of 3 has been rattled to his core today, after an interesting interaction with his youngest daughter’s new flame.  Grahame Wilson said he was left bemused a short time ago, after his daughter’s new boyfriend rolled in with a 6 pack of beer he thought was a relic of the past.  After hassling Sophie for the...

Guy From The Hangover Prepares To Fight That Guy From The YouTube

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Pop culture fans around the world are today preparing for one of the greatest spectacles ever seen. This comes in the form of a blockbuster boxing bout which will be hosted tomorrow arvo Australian time, on the noted fight channel Netflix. The headline fight has set tongues wagging all around the world, and will feature that funny guy...

Penrith Panthers Heart Throb Liam Martin ROBBED Of World’s Sexiest Man Title By That Dork From The Office

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation is currently reeling this morning, after some shocking news from the entertainment world. Slowly filtering in from the United States, it's been confirmed that the Temora Terrier has been overlooked for a big nod. After claiming the Clive Churchill Medal in this year's NRL Grand Final, many had expected Liam Martin to be a sure thing...

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