Local Girl Posts Smoking Hot Photo Of Self As Birthday Tribute To Less Photogenic Friend
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local girl, Shannon Varbetti (27) has today taken to social media to pay tribute to 'one of her best friends and rock for so many years' - a close friend named Clare, who's birthday is today.
In a surprising move, the photo tribute, which has racked up close to 120 likes on social media this morning - actually isn't...
Bloke Sticks Up For Mate That Nobody Else Likes By Insisting His Humour Is ‘Dry’
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Local bloke, Woodsy, refuses to acknowledge that his tag-a-long mate from another social circle is actually way funnier and charismatic than people give him credit for.
Despite his housemates and other friends insisting his good mate Joey is actually a bit of a drain, Woodsy says it's because his unique sense of humour often goes over people's heads.
"You...
Local Man Quits Buying Cigarettes
LEROY PERCIVAL | Music Editor | CONTACT
Friends of Robert Winborough have slowing begun withdrawing him from social invite lists, fed up that the self-confessed reformed smoker has been punishing there hard-earned packs of ciggies.
Winborough, 25, has been arriving at social gatherings armed only with his unique orange Bic lighter, quickly pulling up anyone who could potentially put it in their pocket by mistake.
There...
Sydney Spends $10 Million On Lighting To Distract Tourists From The Lack Of Music And Dancing
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NSW Police will have 20,000 fully-armed officers on stand-by in Circular Quay over the next fortnight, As Sydney will be transformed into a 'spectacular display of light, creativity and ideas' - as the state forks out close to $10 million in power bills to shine cool pictures on landmarks.
Sydney is reportedly really excited to show off their...
George Christensen Admits To Being The Face Of Matchbox 20’s 1996 Breakthrough Album
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Federal Member for Dawson, George Christensen MP has today owned up to his past life as a plus-sized male model in the early 1990's.
Just one month after he last made headlines for outsourcing his weight-loss surgery to a Muslim country, the son of sugarcane barons in North Queensland has admitted to posing for the 1996 breakthrough Matchbox 20...
Clive Palmer A Bit Cranky With Grog Dog After Stepping On Grog Dog’s Grog Bog
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Former Federal Member For Fairfax, Clive Palmer, was reportedly running late for all of today's engagements after an unfortunate start to the morning.
After dressing himself in fine Italian leather and linen for a big day of business, the mining magnate and Tim Tim-enthusiast found himself in an unfortunate predicament after stepping on his grog dog's grog bog.
"Oh, blast!"...
Greek Mate Showing Off At Greek Restaurant
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Local Greek and five-eighth for the Betoota Dolphins 3rd grade, Yanni Comino has been thrilled to show off his Southern European heritage at the Windorah Helenic House over the weekend.
Before this week's bus trip for the thirsty thirds, the 29-year-old accountant had previously only expressed his cultural background by showing an interest in tennis and soccer. Only...
Local Influencer Yet To Offer A Solid Reason As To Why She Is At Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
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Delilah Hayley-Hughes Jones has never once made a dollar from modeling, writing about, or designing fashion.
However, she does have mid-tier access media passes to the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in Sydney.
Followers of her apparent blog have not only been made aware of the fact that she has spent the last 72 hours floating around the Sydney Opera House...
Local Man Admits Defeat And Goes The Blade Two
PAUL MORRELLO | Men's Health | CONTACT
After years of patch-up jobs, Spanish comb-overs and zany hats, local man, Travis McKinnon, has heeded the advice of fellow tow balls and taken the chop.
In what he admits was a long and drawn out process, McKinnon flirted with the decision to mow off the cal-de-sacs in his hairline for some time.
“The writing’s been on...
Local Dad Wins Full Custody Of Kids After Whipping Out Fidget Spinner In Family Court
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The final stages of a local family's divorce settlement made a dramatic turn yesterday afternoon, after the father hijacked all reasonable debate.
Since first separating late last year, Mr Clive Jackson (36) and his estranged, soon-to-be ex wife, Claudia, have been unable to divide their shared estate as well as the custody of their three children without paying several...