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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former grogmonster, Spero Gardiner (28) is now an indoor cat, according to his mates. After years of setting the tone when it came to social activities within his friendship circle, Spero now has landed himself a lovely girlfriend, and is really enjoying his new life of Friday night hummus and Sunday arvo bush walks. His mates say that while...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Gold Logie winner and sparkling water socialist, Waleed Aly has defended his remark on Monday night's The Project, on that has infuriated administration assistants across the nation.   During a discussion as to why Australian voters were steering away from the major parties, Aly declared that "administration assistants were 100% to blame" "Untrained white collar employees are the reason this is...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While successfully being able to pretend he isn't from the country most of the time, one Tamworth man has exposed himself after ordering a 'ham & pineapple' pizza at a high-end Sydney Italian diner. Bill Goucher (30) was making good ground on his blind date with a friend of a friend, before he ordered the iconic regional Australian...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While the current political climate of preference deals with One Nation and backbencher hostage scenarios might seem like a good time for Liberal MP Tony Abbott to reappear in the public eye, it is believed that he will remain out of sight until everyone stops talking about how his Church molested 1880 kids in his lifetime. As the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian DJ and music producer Harley Streten, best known as Flume, has won a Grammy Award for Best Dance/Electronic Album at the 59th annual Grammy awards overnight. A stunned Streten said the win was "insane", but added on stage he was proud to be at America's top music awards ceremony, representing both Australian music and his hometown junior...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Bureau of Meteorology has said the temperature in Victoria went up from 30C to 31C between midnight and 1:30am this morning due to hot northerly winds. The entire state is currently sweltering through a heatwave, with the mercury tipped to soar to 44C in the north of the state today. In direct response to the unexpected heatwave, the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Queensland Government has condemned Federal Government plans to compulsorily acquire its properties for the construction of a giant pheasant hunting for Sydney and Melbourne MP's The Cabinet is aiming to take over a number of prime cattle properties around Shoalwater Bay, near Rockhampton in central Queensland, and introducing pheasants, to give our leaders a chance to unwind Pheasant shooting...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Initial reports suggest that Anthony Mundine may be pulling out of his upcoming bout against Danny Green, after being called 'UnAustralian' by people who openly dislike Aboriginal and Muslim people - According to the Daily Telegraph. "We don't think there's any coming back from this" says one Daily Telegraph journalist. "He's been called 'UnAustralian' at least 40 times today...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's Far-Right movement are starting to show signs of weariness with just days until January 26th, also known as Australia Day, a public holiday that has become the topic of fierce debate this time each year. After a relatively peaceful year, free of any redneck columns about whingeing Aboriginal people, the nation's rednecks are having...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Channel Nine's A Current Affair's Tracy Grimshaw has been apprehended by security this morning, after gatecrashing a Melbourne community event, armed with a pair of side cutters. The media personality's long-running feud with the nation's hoons reached boiling point today as she was spotted cutting the brakes of heavily modified cars at a suburban car...