Katter Calls For Turnbull To Take Down Campaign Video Of Tradesman Using Queens English
20 June, 2016 11:00
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Maverick North Queensland MP Bob Katter has called for Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull to withdraw a controversial campaign ad apparently depicting a blue-collar worker endorsing the LNP.
The ad, which has featured over 300 times on commercial television since its release yesterday, shows a NIDA-trained thespian pretending to relay the sentiment apparently held by Australia's aspirational...
South African referee Handling van de Errors under fire after Wallabies loss
19 June, 2016. 15:45
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
THE GREATEST WALLABY FULL BACK of the modern era called it "the worst judgement he'd ever seen in Test rugby," while Tim Horan described it as "shocking".
Matt Burke was left gobsmacked by a call made by South African test great turned referee Handling van de Errors, when in the second half...
Labor To Address Children On Nauru The Moment They Sort Out Cattle In Vietnam
17 June, 2016 13:30
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Australian Labor Party has today declared they will 'get around' to 'discussing' viable alternatives to the detainment of war-weary asylum seeker children on Nauru, the moment they sort out this issue with those couple of cows in Vietnam.
Labor has called for an independent office for animal welfare after video footage emerged of what...
Local student adds ‘life-changing’ can of crab meat to mid-afternoon Mi Goreng
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
THINKING HIS LIFE COULDN'T get any better after receiving as PS- grade in statistics this semester, one Cairns business student has had his socks blown off by adding imitation crab meat to his usual bowl of afternoon Mi Goreng.
Moving exceptionally slower than he did in high school, Max Flaghouse said his body reflects the...
Channel Nine Viewer To Sue After Correctly Guessing “What Happens Next” During Ads
15 June, 2016. 10:05
J. TOMPKINS | Entertainment | Contact
The Nine network are in hot water this morning after a viewer disproved an ever-present promo line that claimed “you’ll never guess what happens next”.
Nepean resident, and mother of 4, Nancy Burkowitz is suing the network over the false claims after a promo for popular David Attenborough program ‘The Hunt’ displayed a polar...
Local man unsure if he can donate blood anymore after kissing another local man
14 June, 2016. 16:45
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A TWENTY-EIGHT YEAR OLD interior designer is picking up the pieces today after he got a bit carried away with some bloke last night.
Matthew Dollarhyde, up until now, has been a keen donator of blood. His AB- blood type is especially rare.
"Once I found out I was AB- after a car accident,...
Local man looks through old photos from a time when he liked Coldplay
11 June, 2016. 18:45
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
IF THERE'S ANYTHING that every young person in the free world can agree on, it's that everything Coldplay has released since 2008 has been dog shit.
Taking some time out of his busy long weekend, Greg Peacock flicked through a few old Facebook albums of him and the squad back at school.
The...
“I Took My Autistic Mate To The Casino And Lost $17,000 In Ten Minutes”
11 June, 2016. 11:34
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
KEVIN GREENHOLM SAYS he should've walked out when his partner in crime started nearly sorting the chips by weight.
That was when he was only $5000 in the hole.
The 59-year-old semi-retired geologist admits he should've known better, saying that he hatched the plan to take his autistic childhood friend to Jupiter's Casino...
Barnaby Joyce’s election campaign once again derailed by publicity
10 June, 2016. 12:34
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
THE DEPUTY PRIME MINISTER is back in the headlines again today after he told some mouthy hornbag down at a New England pub to "piss off" when a quiet discussion about mining got out of hand.
Coming in on the burst, Joyce featured alongside political and personal rival Tony Windsor on ABC's Q&A programme...
Local Man Gives Up On Life And Has Thai For Breakfast
10 June, 2016. 12:34
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
FINDING A NEW WAY of disgracing and embarrassing himself each day, friendly area bartender Martin Shorthorn woke this morning to find no food in the fridge.
Unphased, he confidently strode down to his local shopping strip in Brisbane's New Farm district, walking right past his local Greek-owned mixed business delicatessen, past three...
