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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Member for Dawson, George Christensen MP has today owned up to his past life as a plus-sized male model in the early 1990's. Just one month after he last made headlines for outsourcing his weight-loss surgery to a Muslim country, the son of sugarcane barons in North Queensland has admitted to posing for the 1996 breakthrough Matchbox 20...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Federal Member For Fairfax, Clive Palmer, was reportedly running late for all of today's engagements after an unfortunate start to the morning. After dressing himself in fine Italian leather and linen for a big day of business, the mining magnate and Tim Tim-enthusiast found himself in an unfortunate predicament after stepping on his grog dog's grog bog. "Oh, blast!"...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Greek and five-eighth for the Betoota Dolphins 3rd grade, Yanni Comino has been thrilled to show off his Southern European heritage at the Windorah Helenic House over the weekend. Before this week's bus trip for the thirsty thirds, the 29-year-old accountant had previously only expressed his cultural background by showing an interest in tennis and soccer. Only...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Delilah Hayley-Hughes Jones has never once made a dollar from modeling, writing about, or designing fashion. However, she does have mid-tier access media passes to the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in Sydney. Followers of her apparent blog have not only been made aware of the fact that she has spent the last 72 hours floating around the Sydney Opera House...

PAUL MORRELLO | Men's Health | CONTACT After years of patch-up jobs, Spanish comb-overs and zany hats, local man, Travis McKinnon, has heeded the advice of fellow tow balls and taken the chop. In what he admits was a long and drawn out process, McKinnon flirted with the decision to mow off the cal-de-sacs in his hairline for some time. “The writing’s been on...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The final stages of a local family's divorce settlement made a dramatic turn yesterday afternoon, after the father hijacked all reasonable debate. Since first separating late last year, Mr Clive Jackson (36) and his estranged, soon-to-be ex wife, Claudia, have been unable to divide their shared estate as well as the custody of their three children without paying several...

 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by the University Of Western Queensland has found that adults should not feel uncomfortable about enjoying, or even singing along to, British musician Robbie Williams. Professor Kerrod Walters from UWQ says that the music made by the bad boy of 1999-2005 pop is undeniable good stuff, and that enjoying it is only...

 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following a string of headlines this week, US rapper Ja Rule has been hired by Australian Minister for Immigration Peter Dutton as a key advisor to Australia's two offshore Detention Centres for Asylum Seekers and refugees. Ja Rule's disastrous, yet lucrative 'Fyre Music Festival - which resulted in hundreds of rich kids being stranded in the Bahamas...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Inner-city-Melbourne-based resident Michael Lyons, currently advising Government contractors in the CBD on the latest underground road-project, has become aware of the perils of the Ice-problem within the city. Whilst lunching daily around the Swanston street precinct, he has seen local street dwellers cussing at strangers, and throwing general abuse at shoppers - he says it's not something he...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The fact that local woman, Bella Cosimider, has been back at her desk at NRMA for a whole week is yet to stop her non-stop instagramming of photos from the 2019 Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival. The 25-year-old claims assessor was just one 190,000 people from right across the world who traveled to Indio, California earlier this...