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25 August, 2016. 13:02 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact CHAOS REIGNED AS THREE wild beasts burst through the door of their local Sizzler restaurant in Brisbane's north this afternoon, wanting nothing more than to loosen their belts and get full. Leaving no stone unturned, the trio meticulously pillaged each buffet in a systematic, yet utterly gluttonous act of greed. Early estimates...

25 August, 2016. 10:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact FROM EARLY NEXT YEAR, Sydney's Daily Telegraph will begin to roll out colour-in front pages in a bid to increase its circulation 'now and into the future'. A News Corp spokesman made the announcement today in light of many of the paper's competitors releasing statements in recent months that outline their plans to...

24 August, 2016. 14:20 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A young Liberal who is managing Christine Forster's campaign to become Sydney's next Lord Mayor had to repay almost $14,000 to his former charity employer after it was discovered he had blown the money on personal expenses through the organisation's credit card. Mitchell Price, who is also a senior adviser to Coogee MP...

24 August, 2016. 11:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact SHE'S NEW TO THE WORLD of social media, but Wanda DeFoe is an old hand at shitposting. The 61-year-old follows her children on Instagram and sometimes they accidently send her something on Snapchat they probably shouldn't have. When they were in school, her children didn't have to ask her to pull up...

19 August, 2016. 09:40 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Three days after Hollywood superstar Sam Neill slammed the NSW government’s “deeply regrettable” decisions to impose nightlife lock-out laws, Premier Mike Baird has responded with a vitriolic attack on the Jurassic Park actor's "moral fibre". Speaking to NOVA radio in Sydney this morning, Baird fired back at Neill's claims. "I think it's very rich...

16 August, 2016. 17:40 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews has been videotaped humming along Cypress Hill's 'Hits From The Bong' while inspecting the first crop of medicinal cannabis in a secret facility. The footage, which is the first time Premier Andrews has been 'officially' filmed alongside hydroponic kush since the 1970s, comes as the state’s first chair of...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Sydney woman, Clover O'Farrell (42), is still wearing her Sun-Herald City2Surf bib despite the fact that she crossed the finish line over 24 hours ago. The City2Surf is a popular road running event held annually in Sydney, Australia covering a 14 kilometres course. The event is a presented as a fundraiser for charity as well as a...

2 August, 2016 12:35 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Thousands of media-hungry, physically attractive and well-mannered Australian adults have today vowed to list Betoota, QLD as their hometown in the upcoming August 9th Census. In a show of national unity. The Betoota Advocate has today been informed by droves of readers that the once booming inland port of Betoota will now be listed as one of the...

26 July, 2016. 10:56 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact IN LIGHT OF RECENT SECURITY concerns ahead of the Rio Olympic Games, Australian Chef de Mission Kitty Chiller has unveiled the self-loading rifles that each of our Olympic heroes will be required to carry at all times when outside the athletes' village. After a Kiwi olympian was robbed at gunpoint over the...

25 July, 2016 16:45 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Northern Territory Government has today announced plans to stamp out as many cases of videotaped child abuse within correctional facilities as possibly, shortly after sacking Corrections Minister John Elferink in the wake of the damning ABC Four Corners report into the mistreatment of teenage prisoners. In response to the comments made by, the CEO of...