Minister For Women Refuses To Be Labelled A Woman
8 March, 2016. 11:15
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Minister for Women Michaelia Cash's stubborn refusal to identify as a woman has been met with criticisms, after the heterosexual female declared she is not interested in carrying labels on last night's episode of ABC Q&A.
During the program, Michaelia Cash also refused to associate herself with the tag of 'feminist' -...
Report finds the more alcohol consumed, the more you know about Conor McGregor
6 March, 2016. 13:50
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IN A STUDY COMMISSIONED BY the Office of Liquor and Gaming, a direct correlation was found between excessive alcohol consumption and knowing more about Irish fighter Conor McGregor.
After consuming more than 5 but less than 17 standard drinks, the average person is able to construct a well-balanced and informed argument as to why...
Bill Shorten To Shirtfront Gay Rights By Taking Shirt Off At Mardi Gras
5 March, 2016. 15:34
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FOR THE FIRST TIME, a leader of a major political party will march in the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras.
Opposition leader Bill Shorten confirmed earlier this month that he will stand shoulder to shoulder with the nation's QUILTBAG ("Queer/Questioning, Undecided, Intersex, Lesbian, Trans (Transgender/Transsexual), Bisexual, Asexual, Gay) community in a...
Local Man Fired After Accidentally “Haha-ing” Coworker’s Anti-Rape Facebook Status
6 March, 2016. 11:15
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Jack McBrayer of Greenslopes was today walked from his Corporate Communications job with the Queensland Brewer's Union for discriminatory behaviour towards women.
The immediate dismissal came after McBrayer accidentally reacted with “Haha” to his colleague, Suri Kidman’s Facebook status - one that was appealing for her friendship base to end the stigman...
Malcolm Turnbull Vows To Never Catch Public Transport Again After Experiencing Gosford Station
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After boldly revealing on social media that he was travelling via public transport to the Central Coast on New South Wales, Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has announced that he will be avoiding rail commutes from now on.
"I honestly didn't think people like that existed," said Malcolm Turnbull while rubbing his hands with anti-septic dry-wash...
Mike Baird Advises Gen-Y To Find A Rich Male Partner And Never Have Kids
1 March, 2016. 16:45
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Nurses, teachers and other key workers have taken umbrage with Mike Baird's claim that their is no such thing as a Baby Boomer supremancy - or a housing bubble - in the New South Wales capital, and that anyone who can't afford to buy a home is too busy spending their money...
Mitchell Pearce Promises Fans That His Dog-Rooting Days Are Behind Him
1 March, 2016 11:45
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26-year-old Sydney Roosters star, Mitchell Pearce has spoken candidly to the media 24 hours after his return from a rehabilitation centre in Thailand, about how the national past time of getting wasted on Australia Day is not something he should partake in.
In a television interview yesterday morning, the NRL premiership winner recounted the events of the night that lead...
Radiant Michael Caton Stuns On The Oscars Red Carpet
29 February, 2016. 15:45
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SOMEBODY PINCH MICHAEL CATON, because he still thinks he's dreaming.
"When the bastards ask me what I'm wearing, I tell 'em Tarocash of Strathpine." laughs Caton.
The 72-year-old arrived in Los Angeles yesterday ahead of the 88th Academy Awards, where his latest film The Last Cab To Darwin, has been nominated for Best Foreign...
Convicted white collar criminals are being forced to watch I’m A Celebrity! behind bars
26 February, 2016. 15:34
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PRISONS IN QUEENSLAND AND NEW SOUTH WALES are under investigation today after allegations surfaced surrounding the inhumane practice of forcing tertiary-educated tax cheats and insider traders to watch Channel 10's I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! came to light.
The show, featuring the bottom draw of the Australian entertainment industry, has...
Malcolm Turnbull Secures The I’m-Worried-My-Son-Might-Be-A-Poof Vote
24 January, 2016 11:35
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Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has today been praised by blokey dads around the nation, after he requested an investigation into a taxpayer-funded program aimed at helping lesbian, gay, bisexual, trans and/or intersex (LGBTI) school students.
The Safe Schools education program is set to be reviewed following fierce criticism from some Coalition backbenchers, many of whom had...