Ricky Muir reveals plans to ‘hang the arse out’ around a Canberra roundabout one last time
6 July, 2016. 16:45
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AS AUSTRALIA'S FAVOURITE SON in the upper house prepares to leave Canberra after failing to be reelected, Ricky Muir has revealed plans to "hang the arse out" around a Canberra roundabout one last time.
The 35-year-old is well known around the bush capital for being a bit of a mad dog behind...
WestConnex protestor vows to keep pissing into the wind until the very end
6 July, 2016. 13:34
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IN A SIMPLE CASE OF old hippies and new-to-the-block yuppies not wanting major progress to take place in their neighbourhood, the Sydneysiders protesting the controversial WestConnex project have agreed to keep getting piss on their chinos until the bitter end.
Putting his art degree to the best use it's ever had, Newtown...
Albo Secretly Wants Turnbull To Win By A Landslide
4 July, 2016. 17:35
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Despite being a high-ranking ALP 'executioner' - Former Deputy Prime Minister and the Member For Grayndler, Anthony Albanese MP is secretly hoping that this current election will result in a majority LNP Government, it has been confirmed.
After getting a taste of the power as Rudd's Deputy, 'Albo' was initially hoping that Prime Minister...
90% of Millennials would rather have Tony Abbott back than be forced to vote again
5 July, 18:01
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ONE OF THE POSSIBLE OUTCOMES of this year's election is that we might be heading back to the polls sooner than we think.
Australians are facing the prospect of having to cast two federal votes this year after last weekend's result has done nothing except make the whole situation worse.
However, news that this might...
SA Election: Confident Nick Xenophon Caught On CCTV Already Blowing Up Pokie Machines
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Former Senator Nick Xenophon has today been filmed smashing up several pokie machines in an Adelaide hotel, after reading recent poll data that shows him as the number one favourite to take out the South Australian election.
Despite the fact that he had previously been in the Australian Senate for nine years and won a record vote...
Seven Network under fire for broadcasting ‘creepy’ footage of Oscar Pistorius walking on nubs
4 July, 2016. 13:45
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SWATHES OF CHILDREN ARE receiving counselling and thousands of other ordinary Australians were "extremely creeped out" by footage broadcast by the Seven Network that showed Oscar Pistorius walking around on his nubs.
Originally aired on Seven's investigative journalism program Sunday Night, the highly confronting images of the disgraced athlete sent a shockwave...
Wyatt Roy is listening to Yellow by Coldplay on repeat as political career ends
3 July, 2016. 19:09
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RETREATING TO HIS PARENTS HOME on Queensland's methamphetamine coast, former MP Wyatt Roy has locked himself in his bedroom to contemplate life while listening to Coldplay.
Faced with having to re-enter society as a normal working human being, Roy says he's not quite ready.
"How can Bob Katter have a 10% swing toward...
Greens campaigner regrets wearing Birkenstocks on such a cold day
2 July, 2016. 17:45
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AS THE SUN SETS ON another ordinary election day, one young Melbourne greens campaigner is facing the prospect of having to catch the tram home in Birkenstocks.
Only problem is it's very cold.
Kate Lewis said she had a bit of a brain snap when she pulled on her German riding boots this...
Joe Hockey officially endorses Malcolm Turnbull with touching tweet
1 July, 2016. 13:34
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IF YOU THINK THERE'S ANY bad blood inside the Liberal Party, think again.
After months of radio silence, Abbott Treasurer Joe Hockey has come in from the cold on the last day of campaigning and officially thrown his support behind Malcolm Turnbull.
Tensions between Hockey and Turnbull have thawed recently as the North...
Stay-At-Home Daughter Briefly Looks Up From iPhone To Ask Dad Who She Should Be Voting For
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In a new low for democracy, local daughter Amelia Standen (22) has essentially just doubled her 60-year-old father's voting power.
After managing to avoid ingesting any form of political media during the last six weeks of intense campaigning by both major Australian political parties, Amelia has taken several moments to switch off" from social media and ask her conservative...
