Australian Cricketers Under Fire For Acting Like Australian Cricketers
23 February, 2016. 16:45
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
IN 2001, SHANE WARNE was clubbed over the rope for six runs by a little-known Zimbabwean batsman by the name of Stuart Carlisle, during a friendly one day international between our two nations.
It would've been like any other match, but Warne immortalised Carlisle the only way he could.
Watching the ball sail...
Australian Women’s Basketballer Manages To Make The News
22 January, 2016 11:35
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Australian Opals forward Alice Kunek is the first professional female Australian to ever feature in a mainstream newspaper since the Sydney Olympics, after painting her face black for an end-of-season dress-up day.
A photograph of Kunek, dressed as her favourite rapper Kanye West for the Melbourne Boomers' 'Silly Sunday' celebrations, was posted on social media on Sunday and prompted an angry...
NSW Government Warns Of An Outbreak Of The Redfern Bindi
19 February, 2016. 15:45
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THERE'S NO NEED TO BE alarmed, that's the message from the NSW government as they battle to contain a potential outbreak of the often fatal Redfern bindi-eye.
Thought the be extinct since the early 2000's, this latest environmental disaster has got officials worried.
Two years ago, a pleasant young man from Bellevue Hill...
REPORT: Over 50% Of Former And Current AFL Players Currently Rooting A Mate’s Wife
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As the fall-out over the dramatic ending of a friendship between two of the AFL's biggest names continues, a study by the Australian Institute Of Sport has identified the breakdown of long-standing friendships between former footballers and is very common.
In fact, the estimated number of present and past AFL stars that are currently rooting another mates' wife sits at roughly 54%.
An example of this was seen...
We got a 66-year-old farmer to review “The Life of Pablo” – This is what he reckons
17 February, 2016. 15:34
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
LIKE NEARLY EVERY OTHER GREAT country town, all the young people have left. There's little opportunity to reach for the stars when you're cutting sandwiches out the back of an outback takeaway shop. So when Kanye West's highly anticipated seventh studio album, The Life of Pablo, arrived at The Advocate's doorstep,...
Key To Lowering Rates Of Drunken Assaults Is To Not Report Them, Says Casino
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A recent study conducted by the Licensing Inquiries and Testing For Australian Management (LitFam) ombudsman shows the New South Wales' state government has gone completely the wrong way about dealing with rates of alcohol-related violence in the CBD.
The LitFam report identifies key strategies used to prevent the rise in one-punch, two-punch, all-in, and coward punch assaults throughout Australian...
Australian citizenship test to include how to properly mix cordial
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
IN AN EFFORT TO further protect Australia from outside threats to our way of life, the Department of Immigration has announced today that one aspect of the citizenship test will require a candidate to mix a glass of cordial and make fairy bread.
Should the potential new Australian make a particularly weak glass of cordial, they...
Tony Windsor rides time on Bone Crusher
10 February, 2016. 15:34
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
FORMER INDEPENDENT MEMBER FOR New England Tony Windsor has ridden time on one of the most feared bulls in all of South West Queensland, Bone Crusher.
The Cordillo Downs Invitational attracts some of the biggest names in amateur corner country rodeo, with the likes of Windsor and other assorted country glitterati making the...
Karl Stefanovic Releases New Line Of Swimwear: The Logie Smugglers
5 February, 2016. 11:05
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Media icon and hedonistic functional alcoholic, Karl Stefanovic, has revealed his newest business venture on breakfast television this morning: The Logie Smugglers.
In what can only be described as a blatant conflict of interest and a shameless promotion of his own brand, the Today Show Co-Host debuted his new line of male swimmers on-air shortly before...
Khawaja Still Not On Selectors Radar Despite Warming Up In Full Kit Outside Eden Park
3 February, 2016 11:45
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports Editor | CONTACT
Usman Khawaja is still not on the radar of prominent Australian ODI selectors, despite being fully dressed in cricket attire and practicing shots with the team physio outside of Eden Park this afternoon.
"We haven't seen much from him yet," said chairman of selectors Rod Marsh.
"He'll show his promise when he develops a little bit,"
Usman Khawaja...